These are Charlie's Moral Commandments as taken from the book by Alistair Wilson, a brilliant book made even more so by the profundity of Charlie's Commandments. Enjoy!
Don't let them laugh at you, or take advantage of your sweet nature.
Give credit where credit is due.
Nor a lender be.
If you take good care of your cash-flow, then it will take good care of you.
Don't struggle to understand another's point of view, for they won't stive to see yours.
There's a fucker born every minute.
Don't let the bastards get you down.
But always keep your hair on in public.
Home is where the heart is.
Keep your snout out of other people's troughs.
Try not to be sentimental.
DO YOUR BEST TO LIKE YOURSELF.
Your first responsibility is to yourself and your own.
But don't forget the dog.
Take the tablets if they help.
Don't think too much - it causes confusion and saps your confidence.
Don't get your interests in a twist.
Keep your thoughts apart from your feelings or they'll fight like cat and dog.
Don't feel guilty.YOU HAD YOUR REASONS.
There's always an explanation.
Be firm but fair.
And stay out of mischief.
Then everyone can be happy.
That's my morality.
You live and learn.
You make a contribution. Before you die.
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