I WILL SURVIVE - REMIX

Not for sensitive readers!

Sorry bloggers (actually I am not, we should all have a good laugh now and then) but I could not resist this.

Sent all the way from Arizona in the USA, by my friend Susan


Your Sunday laugh!

The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t,
just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, !
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus] I will survive!
I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,with a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!

Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[>> Chorus] I will survive!
I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!

Hey! Hey!

Send this to all of em cool chicks out there, and all of em dude's who can handle this new remix..