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Sunday, July 19, 2009

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The Truth About Hugs

Remember the old "research" that said we need like 15 hugs a day to maintain optimum health? I never did find the documentation on that, but I'm absolutely sure it's true! Hug someone today!

Hugs are non-fattening and they don't cause cancer or cavities.

Hugs are all natural with no preservatives, artificial preservatives ortoxic residue

Hugs are cholesterol-free, naturally sweet, 100% wholesome anda renewable resource

Hugs are easy to care for, they don't require batteries, tune-ups or day-care

Hugs are non-taxable, fully returnable and energy-efficient

Hugs are safe in all kinds of weather

Hugs are especially good on cold or rainy days

Hugs are exceptionally effective for treating problems likebad dreams, disappointments and blue Mondays

Hugs are good for people of all ages, shapes and sizes

Hugs may be considered "politically incorrect" (which makesthem even more delicious) but on the positive side, they are FUN!

Give someone a hug today - you're almost sure to get one right back!

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Introducing Nikki...

Hello everybody.

My name is Nikki Viljoen and I own a Company called Viljoen Consulting. I am an Internal Auditor and Business Administration Specialist here in Gauteng in South Africa and I am very good at what I do!

You may be wondering why it is that I have decided to start my own blog and why it is that I call it “When Reality Bites”. Catchy name don’t you think?

Well you see it is like this…. So many of us go through life – usually with blinkers on and then when the brown stuff hits the fan, the most commonly used phrase is “why me?” – my usual response to that is “Well why not you?”. Somewhat harsh you may think, but hell, that is just the reality of the situation.

We all have heard and are familiar with the saying “Knowledge is Power”. Well I would like to disagree with that statement. “Why” you may well ask – well think about it for a moment. If you had all the knowledge in the world – exactly what would you have – certainly not power – in fact I would be so bold as to say that you have …. Exactly nothing!

Okay, so now that I have heard the pin drop throughout the world, in shocked and stunned silence, let me explain myself. The true reality is that it’s not the knowledge that is the power, it is what you do with that knowledge that is so powerful!

This blog is to try and inform you of what is happening out there in the big world. The kinds of fraud, scams etc that are taking place so that you have the Power to prevent them from happening to you too. Articles on what is happening around the world, so that we don’t all have to go on living in a “mushroom” world. It’s not all doom and gloom though as I intend to have some motivational stuff, a few quotes thrown in, some perception altering stuff, some fun stuff in the form of really good jokes and even some of the amusing things that I have done in my life.

So sit back, if you will, enjoy the ride and please feel free to comment about all that is posted, and even some of the stuff that you would like to see posted.

Most of all have fun.

Hoping that you have an awesome, fantabulous day and may the Gods (whomever you perceive them to be) grant you all that you wish for yourself … in great abundance.

When Reality Bites

Sunday, July 19, 2009

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